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       If you ask what most Moslems want in their lives, the answer would be "going to Mecca." Sand and rock stand their ground to greet you. The boiling and dry weather make your adrenaline rush and yet, you would never witness anger and hatred driving people to fight each other. 

          Moslems, especially from Indonesia are willing to suck their wallets till it dries out to be able to reach Mecca. Huh? You’re asking why? Ask them. I don’t know. Back to the point, that is why, this city is a must visit for Moslems. Despite the expensive accommodations, Garuda Indonesia Airlines provides tickets to Mecca, not for free though. But if you still insist, maybe they will give up and give it for free (Just kidding).

          The trip to Mecca starts from Soekarno-Hatta International Airport in Jakarta. Visa is a vital aspect for the trip. You will find yourself flying towards Jeddah first for about 15 hours non stop. You do not have to worry about getting bored, since Garuda Airline can entertain you with their luxurious cabin, delicious meal, relaxing music and I won’t forget to mention clean toilet. 15 hours would feel like only 15 minutes. Do not believe it? Then try it yourself.

         Your exhausted self will be rejuvenated when you get to King Abdulaziz International Airport at Jeddah. The airport’s architecture lightens up the mood with the white colored ceiling as if you walk through a Dinosaur remnant. But do not expect anything from the airport staff, they are crappy people, I suggest you do not talk to them. From here SAPTCO buses are ready to drive you passing a modern multi-lane highway in the middle of the dessert to Mecca. Unless you are crazy, DO NOT wear thick clothing if you do not want to die yet. You will be dropped off at the city center terminal at the Haram al Sharif. However, this is restricted to Moslems only. Then what about Christians, Buddhist and other non-Moslem passengers? Do not worry if you’re not Moslem, you will not get killed. Non-Moslems passengers will use the other terminal outside the city limit.

          Coming inside a little bit… Further and further… Deep inside... Ahh! A fabulous hotel, Hilton, which enables you let your hair down, can be seen. It is a perfect place to observe the magnificent Masjidil Haram (Sacred Mosque) and Kaaba from its top rate restaurant (with absolutely delicious food of course) on the uppermost floor. The hotel is built on a shopping complex thus making it an effective place to spend the nights. For non-Moslems, Dar Al Tawhid Makkah on Ibrahim al Khalis (my name is Khalil) Street is ready to serve you. The hotel has beautiful views of Mecca even from the outside of the city itself.

         At last, the part we have been waiting for, the meal! There are many varieties of food in Mecca, from Middle Eastern Arab food to Southeast Asian food. American fast foods such as Kentucky Fried Chicken and Dunkin Donuts are also can be found here. The only thing you can not find is pork, this is because the Islamic Law of Saudi Arabia that forbids any part of the pig to be served. Good for you who do not like pigs. Finally, what you need the most in Mecca is beverages. Coca cola (normal or zero), Sprite, Fanta, Teh Botol Sosro, Soda Gembira and many others can be seen along the streets in Mecca. But do not copy what the advertisements on TV shows by pretending to be dreaming after drinking Coca cola zero by crossing the desert. I can guarantee your death that way. Carry mineral water to keep your body fit.

         That’s all about travel guide to Mecca. I hope by giving this walkthrough to you, you could have a safe and fun trip there. Enjoy!

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Sir Kahlil & Sir Anthony